Happy Feet:
- The least erotic part of the body is feet. You never heard of someone getting athletes tongue.
Fake Swim:
- Diana Nyad is being questioned on her epic swim from Cuba to Florida some believe the 64-year-old endurance athlete got into or held onto the boat accompanying her.
Give my libations or give me death:
- Sam Adams Creator Becomes Billionaire as Craft Beer Rises look at the money he made off Jim McCue alone.
Slang for Biker:
- In Boston they have a word for biker its called speed bumps.
Twerked ankle:
- Carrie Underwood took a tumble on stage mid-performance during a concert Thursday night. This was a stiletto malfunction not a twerking accident.
1 in 10:
- A study say’s 1 in 10 people do not know how to ride a bike. They are called Alcoholics.
Ladies:
- France to propose U.N. resolution on Syria chemical weapons, Syria would turn all their chemical weapons over to UN inspector’s to avoid missile strikes. Failure to do so would result in Jerry Lewis movie marathon.
Happiest Countries:
- Denmark, Norway, Switzerland, considered 3 happiest countries in the world. Clog wearing Swiss miss drinking giving tulips to hookers punks.
Dreams:
- It’s not true that if you dream you are falling and you hit the ground you will die. Unless while falling you dream of a world were all people can be judged by the content of their character. To soon?
- Teeth falling out means perhaps you’ve been gossiping unless your from Maine then you should go to a Dentist.
- Spouse cheating on you usually means your husband is sleeping to blissfully and you should wake him up a yell at him immediately.
- Being chased means you are trying to avoid a confrontation with someone. Until you figure out whom you should wake up your husband and yell at him immediately. See Cheating Dream.
Boston Casino’s:
- Mayoral candidates, all on stage for first time, debating casino bid most agree you should split 8’s
Saint Anthony’s Feast:
- Hundreds of people hit the streets of the North End to celebrate St. Anthony’s Feast. They should change the name of this event to the million-calorie march.
On Drugs:
- $20m in cocaine unloaded in Boston 1300 lbs of cocaine were seized off the coast of cape cod. It was the only sailboat that was going 80 mile an hour!
107 Years Young:
- 107-year-old Arkansas man killed in shootout with police. Man was shot when SWAT officers stormed room where man was holed up. They couldn’t wait this guy out? What time is Naptime?