Revenge of the nerds:
- Best Actor, Comedy Series: Jim Parsons. Congrats!
Daddy Girl:
- Alec Baldwin Brings Daughter Ireland to Emmys she is definitely not a ‘rude thoughtless pig’.
Emmy’s
- Duck dynasty got snubbed they would have won if they had a most food stuck in his or her beards award.
Mileys Breakdown:
- Miley Cyrus Sports Black Nipple Pasties Alongside Kardashian Sisters at iHeart Radio Festival. The award for sluttiest celebrity goes to…
Drop out:
- Jaden Smith calls for everyone to drop out of school. He’s right kids drop out of school and co-star with your famous parents in major motion pictures!
Emmy’s on drugs:
- ‘Breaking Bad’ takes home top Emmy award what took the academy so long were they on meth?
Take my wife’s soup please:
- Jordan Linn Graham allegedly pushed her husband of eight days off a cliff. I can’t see my wife pushing me off a cliff she’s more the poison type.
Bruce Springsteen:
- Bruce Springsteen is 64 today who knew the “Darkness On the Edge of Town” was caused by cataracts?
Ouch:
- A man had to have his penis amputated after he allegedly overdosed on the erectile dysfunction medication Viagra. It was either that or get new job as towel rack.
Mick Jagger:
- Mick is going to be a great grandfather now he won’t be the only one in his family wearing diapers.
- Boston Rules:
- Tom Brady and his rookie receivers are starting to click. Red Sox win again it’s great to live in Boston!
Terrorist acts:
- If the Forte Hood massacre has been declared work place violence I guess the Boston Bombings were sports injuries.
3 Worst songs to make love to:
Jump Rope:
- Japanese study say’s Skipping rope can curb appetite. That will come in handy next time I’m at the drive through.
Safe Condiments:
- An 86-year-old Oregon man is on trial for shooting his wife for putting the ketchup lid on to tightly. I guess the Mrs. just couldn’t cut the mustard any more.
What the Twerk:
- Miley Cyrus Sports Black Nipple Pasties Alongside Kardashian Sisters at iHeart Radio Festival. Las Vegas odds say we are 3 to 6 months to Miley Porn