Disney Ban:
· Disney bans disabled people from skipping lines because too many able-bodied visitors are cheating. This is bad news for goofy.
Gold Phone:
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Exorcism:
· Olivia Newton-John ordered an exorcism at her home to expel the spirit of a suicide victim. To remove the lyrics from Xanadu out of his head
Bad Credit:
· Loan shark gang in terrified customers and charged them 3,600% interest. Who do they think they are American Express?
Birthers:
· The FBI is investigating claims that some of the terrorists who attacked an upmarket Kenyan shopping mall are Americans, forcing birthers to rule President Obama as a suspect.
iOS 7:
· A spoof advert suggesting Apple’s new iOS 7 operating system made handsets waterproof appears to have fooled some users into destroying their iPhones. Don’t be fooled by checks in the mail app.
PETA:
· Boston Colleges use of an eagle as Boston College football mascot is cruel and unusual punishment. It would be cruel if it were Duke.
Mosquitoes:
· The threat of West Nile Virus remains in Cambridge, Cambridge officials believe mosquitoes because of improper diet and lack of education may be real victims.
Car chase ends in fatal shootout:
· Police shot and killed a robbery suspect who fired on them during a wild pursuit through three cities and towns in the Brockton. How many times does this have to happen before get the cars off our streets?
Pot licenses:
· 158 applicants to vie for 35 medical marijuana licenses in Massachusetts, soon people suffering with normal appetites and disinterest in cartoon channel with find relieve.
Loan Shark app:
· Loan shark gang terrified customers with threatening mobile phone images and charged them 3,600% interest, images of what Anthony Weiner?
No. 1 Rock Star:
· Kanye West Calls Himself “the No. 1 Rock Star on the Planet” in Outrageous BBC Interview
No Business:
· Britney Spears‘ was planning on putting one of her sons on stage during her Las Vegas show, Kevin Federline says’ that will happen “Over my dead body.” God Federline will do anything to get into show business.